Welcome, Traveller.

You have reached the Adeptus Ridiculous Archive Node.

This is a public-access directory containing select artifacts from the Rogue’s Gallery:
- Story drafts
- Timeline files
- Production assets
- Forgotten truths and ridiculous revelations

Download what you will.
But know this: Nothing here is truly safe from satire, subtext, or spontaneous dubstep.

For proper chronology, refer to:
  ➤ chronology.txt

For complaints, please contact:
  ➤ Grogg the Ork (he’s very understanding, provided you bring snacks)

Enjoy the chaos.

- The Adeptus